You Want To Climb Up The Stairs

Names Adam Hanson. I've got 20 years and living in New York. It's pretty much, school, shift at Shop Rite, school, eat a burrito, Shop Rite again, porn, school, then sleep. It's a satisfying life.

I'm a pretty normal guy. I make some funnies. I like most people. ...besides the annoying ones. I like food. I hate seagulls. I hate being sick. I hate rude ignorant bastards. I hate all the mistakes I make. I hate falling over, but I like cream-tea. I'm kinda like Kate Nash.

peytonadams replied to your post

Is that a keg in your pants? 

itsmeganclark:

Don’t they carry band-aids there? I’m sure you’ll get a discount. I should apply for a job there. Do you think they’ll hire me?

………….damn. Okay. So I supply the bandaids. Well, I don’t wanna brag but I do have some pull at the Shop Rite. But why would someone like you want to work at a store like that?

Is that a keg in your pants? 

sutton-sparks:

Hahaha Okay, okay. You win. What shall be your prize?

I’ll let you know …soon. But for now, you owe me.

Is that a keg in your pants? 

susanhyland:

That would be much appreciated.

Oh goodness me, Jack. You’re oh so romantic.

I’ll bring the confetti, you bring the boots?

I know, Rose, I know. I shine up like a new penny.

charlottekings:

Perfect! Text me when you’re outside.

Is that a keg in your pants? 

itsmeganclark:

Don’t you work at rite-aid or something like that?

Shop Rite. But it’s not cool, nor do I make much money.

Is that a keg in your pants? 

sutton-sparks:

Aww. Now that was cute, you might have a winner. Can I take a picture of you? So i can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?

No pictures please. It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

I win.